Taylor Swift knocked it out of the park last night when she hosted SNL. Things got off to a particularly great start with the opening monologue, in which she was given a guitar and started singing what she called “The Monologue Song (La La La).” It went a little something like this:
I like writing songs about d-bags who cheat on me.
But I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.I like writing their names in songs so they’re ashamed to go in public.
But I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
You might think I’d bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone.
But I’m not gonna mention him, in my monologue.Hey Joe, I’m doing real well! Tonight I’m hosting SNL.
But I’m gonna brag about that in my monologue.La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight.
[She mouths "Hi Taylor," then blows him a kiss.]
I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.
Is that proof that she’s dating Taylor Lautner? I think it is 
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January 1st, 2010 at 9:29 pm
shut up joe & taylor are really HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so if u have notin nice to say then drop the F**K DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
ok freaking joe jonas haters..GET LOST!!!!
dont diss joe!!!! if u dont like him fine,
but we dont need your crap.
December 2nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Joe Jonas is such an idiot he is such a jerk and his music SUCKS!!! Taylor Swift Definatly deserves some one like Taylor Lautner he is so sweet!
December 4th, 2009 at 9:23 am
forget taylorlauntner i think that joe made a mistake and is very sorry
for it i think we should all forgive him he human he make mistakes
and i hope taylor swift gets back with joe jonas
November 9th, 2009 at 3:18 am
Relax she was just joking about joe and to be fair it was really funny
November 8th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
She just said Joe to be funny. She’s probably over him, they just wanted to say somthing about it to say somthing funny. & I loved the Taylor *blows him a kiss* part. She was hilarious! I can’t stop watching
They’re cute together <3
November 8th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
OMG, OMG, OMG, I SAW IT, IT WAS SOOOOO AWESOME, OMG OMG OMG YES IT IS PROOOF!!! =) OR SHE WOULDNT AHEV SAID IT, IT SEEMS SHE IS VERY HAPPY, OMG THAT IS SOO CUTE SHE MENTIONED HIM, ANYWAY I’M TEAM EDWARD =)
BUT I LOVE TAYLOR TAYLOR, THEY R TOO CUTE
November 8th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
ok taylor i like u and your a good singer,
but what the heck?! u should not make fun of joe! i know
he hurt u and he was a little mean. but u need 2 get over it!
joe doesn’t make fun of u, so why u have to go and diss him. taylor
u r acting retarted. STOP MAKING FUN OF JOE! HE DOESN”T DO IT 2 U!
I LOE JOE AND HE DOESN”T NEED U MAKING FUN OF HIM!
November 8th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I so agree with you taylor needs to grow up and move on! I LOVE JOE! HES WAY MORE MATURE!
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:10 pm
YOU ARE ALL CRAZY JOE JONAS SUCKS ON THE GROUND HE IS THE WORST SINGER I EVER HEARD .
November 8th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I think she’s making fun of the whole thing, I doubt she’s dating him and if she is it’s for the press