This next piece requires a whole lot of logic work and some extremely tenuous speculation, but if you follow the line of logic to its end it’s nothing short of disaster for TwiFans everywhere.
So by now we all know that OK! Magazine was claiming there’s a RobSten engagement on, and most of us just laughed this off as more gossip mag fluff, right?
Well, if it is, they’re going on with it–one of their newest RobSten oriented covers declares that Rob is apparently bound to engage Kristen Stewart, and will do so at any cost, up to and including the complete destruction of the Twilight Saga.
The ramifications of such a thing are mind-boggling in scope. Literal millions of dollars will be lost. Could Rob even get hired after such an event? And if not, would it matter? He made his money from Twilight, and New Moon will be a similar bank-maker. There are numerous “insider quotes” that seem to support Rob’s plan, but the veracity of these cannot be proven.
All told, though, I’m inclined to believe this is more OK! nonsense. No one would risk THIS, not even over an engagement. Even if they WERE planning such a thing, they’d delay until after the movies were done. Anything else is irrational beyond any standard of sanity.
Sun, Sep 13, 2009
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