Cheer Up Laura Griffin! Miley Cyrus SWEARS She’s Single!

September 15, 2009

Miley CyrusThis probably comes as much too cold comfort entirely too late to do much of anything about it, but Miley has gone on record as saying that, despite what all the mean nasty professional liars out there have to say (NO ONE’s gonna call her on that?  Why is it always up to ME to be the voice of my industry?), she’s very much unattached and single.  Dig the word:

“There are a lot of people I’m supposedly dating these days.  But I’m just kicking it right now, I don’t really have time for a huge relationship.  There’s no dude.”

Meanwhile, Miley’s Twitter feed has boiled off into a confused sludge of posts about her father and her religion.  I’m really not sure what’s going on out there–in one breath she’s striking off in her own direction and in another she’s falling back into some kind of strange, Disney-approved twaddle that looks tailor-made at keeping her child-star image in tact.

And meanwhile, there’s poor Laura Griffin, who wonders desperately how she can keep her man Liam Hemsworth in the face of the last temptation of Miley.

The strange, ever-shifting haze that is Miley Cyrus’ life continues to scintillate, leaving us all more confused for the effort.

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One Response to “Cheer Up Laura Griffin! Miley Cyrus SWEARS She’s Single!”

  1. Haya Says:

    That just makes Laura even more sad, she trusts her love, but, when miley is single, she gets more sad because Miley isnt the type that cheats on her bf so laura will be a bit more relived, but miley isn’t. So a bit of flirting could happen :S


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